Chair Art

Chairs are a stage, a prop, a canvas, a cross
displaying biped, decorations, designs, and innovations.

Asses are presented, teetering on the front edge of the seat,
bulging out of the rear of the seat,
a right or left cheek balanced on the sides of the seat,
low pants reveal killer crack,
high rise asses crown the top of the chair.

Sapiens upper extremities are draped over the back of the chair,
hooked through the arms of the chair or grip the seat of the chair.

Bashful feet hid under the chair.
Exhibitionist feet flung far out in front of the chair.
Rigid feet brace the chair legs.
Ambitious feet stand, dance on the chair seat.

Yoga students sit legs akimbo in the chair.

Iconoclast sit backward in the chair.

Attitude adjusters lean the chair forward or tilt it backward or sideways.

Lusty users find the chair's seat of satisfaction.

Fetish faces smell, fondle, and lick the seat of the chair.

The successful are anointed in the chair.

The unsuccessful are electrocuted in the chair.

The chair welcomes all and treats them with equal disdain.