did it leave a mark?
-- after hosho mccreesh
ray hardy had old baseball cards
we'd line up on a pool table in his basement
and shoot with a pump bb gun
the era of reagan,
rambo and the terminator
and bb guns were
the closest we could get
to actual cinematic violence
one time when it was my turn to fire
i pumped that mother the full ten pumps
the max it could go
i fired it right off
while ray was still setting us up
a field of cards
the bb got him in the ass
and as ray danced around his basement
screaming and crying
pulling his pants down
to show off his big, red welt
i stood there
with the gun at my side
like a clueless john wayne
on a vast wyoming range
just hoping that his fucking mom
wouldn't come on downstairs
and make us play
one of those stupid board games
again.
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